If you're looking for something your dad will enjoy this Father's day, then look no further. New York's hottest club is WHERE IS THE REMOTE CONTROL?!?!
This club has everything: a couch with too many God damned pillows, a lazy good for nothing kid who won't get a real job, and a TV stuck on the Home Shopping Network during pride month.
You'll be greeted at the door by - is that Michael Landon......s hair? When you see that well coiffed mane, you'll swear you were on a Highway to Heaven. The only question left is - are you packing a Bonanza? Or a Little House on the Prairie?
