Father's Day

If you're looking for something your dad will enjoy this Father's day, then look no further. New York's hottest club is WHERE IS THE REMOTE CONTROL?!?!

This club has everything: a couch with too many God damned pillows, a lazy good for nothing kid who won't get a real job, and a TV stuck on the Home Shopping Network during pride month. 

You'll be greeted at the door by - is that Michael Landon......s hair? When you see that well coiffed mane, you'll swear you were on a Highway to Heaven. The only question left is - are you packing a Bonanza? Or a Little House on the Prairie?